Bush criteria for invading a country
(1) WMD - President Clinton bombed Sudan in 1998 because there was a "chemical weapons" plant there. The intelligence was bad.
CHECK - perfect match with Iraq.
(2) Qaeda - OBL was physically present in Sudan for many years from roughly 1994 to 1996. This might be too much of an actual Qaeda presence to actually meet the Bush standard, even though it was 8 years ago. This is more than enough
CHECK.
(3) Humanitarian mission that no redneck really gives a shit about - Ethnic cleansing through rape, genocide, and mass murder by islamists. Might not quite fit, because it's actually going on now, not supported by the Reagan administration.
CHECK.
ANALYSIS: US should invade Sudan. It wouldn't be because there's no oil there that we don't?