I thought it was hilarious hearing how skateboarder Jacob Isom left the hatemonger and bigot, David Grisham, holding dick. However, I thought the funniest line in the video accompanying the story was Grisham's lame claim he left the area "in case things got out of hand." All I can say is, "Dude, it's already out of your hands!"
Updated to address concerns of folks. Thanks to everyone who offered creative criticism. In case some people want to quibble with the spelling, here's an alternative treatment.
However you choose to spell it, I think we all agree this is the meme of the week. So use the artwork all you want. Spread it around and let's put the pyromaniac preachers on notice. The message is clear. Hate mongers can scream all they want, they will always come up empty handed.
For those interested in taking this meme out of the blogosphere and into the streets, follow me over the jump.
Now you can make a political statement AND a fashion statement at the same time! Stop by and pick your schwag at the Cafe Press Boutique, Dude, you HAVE no Koran! We've got something for everyone.
Next time you are out and about defending our fellow Americans from hate speech let your shirt do all the talking. It's high time the old time bible-thumping hate-mongers get the message. Since they have made it plain as day they ain't gonna listen to reason, this shirt is perfect for getting the message across even to them. No words are necessary.
T-shirts come in the usual white, but also in green and yellow. That way they can't say they couldn't see ya. And don't worry about the chilly weather coming. We've got you covered. The same design is available in sweatshirts, hoodies, and pullovers. So you can show the knucklehaids it is easy to stay warm without burning anything.
Ladies, who says you have to compromise? There is no reason you can't let your feminine side show while you are out there acting like a pit bull with lipstick on defending our fellow Americans from bigotry and intolerance. Who says peace, love, and understanding can't be cute? And speaking of cute... not to be catty or anything, but someone needs to tell a certain hockey mom that REAL Americans don't think there is anything cute about hate speech. Also, hate is not a family value, dontchyaknow?
Sometimes you just have to roll up your sleeves and go to work. Nothing says you mean business more than the "Dude, you HAVE no Koran!" buddy cap. Keep the sun out of your eyes while you keep your eyes on the prize. Those rascally racists may be blinded by hate, but you will be able to see clearly when you stand up for your fellow citizens against the hate mongers, good buddy!
Psst, kidz.... want something cooler than Silly Bandz®? Check out the "Dude, you HAVE no Koran!" buttons. The best part? Now making a statement doesn't have to depend on whether you've done your laundry or not. Just put one of these "Dude, you HAVE no Koran!" buttons on your jacket, coat or book bag and let the hate mongers out there know that REAL AMERICANS are sick and tired of their nonsense.
It's time these jokers buttoned their lips and got with the program. Elections have consequences, and they lost. And while we're at it, let em know it's high time they kept their laws off our bodies, and out of our bedrooms. That's right, baby, what's old is new again. It's one nation under a groove, gettin' down just for the funk of it!
NOTE: Anyone who wants to use the image on a web page is welcome to take it. If nothing in the store appeals, or you have ideas about how you would like to use the image yourself, drop me an email request describing what you are going to do (e.g. paint it on a skateboard).
If you have another idea, I'd love to hear it. I will send you a high resolution image that works for your needs. My email contact in my profile.