My wife and I have ditched our kids and run off for a two-day getaway, so I put this feature together earlier this week. And since I didn't feel like sifting through the latest hate mail (pretty much as lame as last week's), I'm taking a page out of television and filling this space with a "best of" special.
Below the fold, I've brought back ten of the classics. Believe it or not, not everyone has read "Dear Socialist Fuckstick" or "Rumsfeld!" Time to relive some past glories.
Dear Socialist Fuckstick
i am well awear of the fact that liberals are immune to logic and reason, but allow me to try to prove to you that you are communist scum thrugh something called the scientific method:
1 a) FACT: you suck obamas cock every chance youget. you defend everythign he does and says and you are nothing more than an apologist. this makes you complicit in obamas actions.
1 b) FACT: obama is a well known socialist. this is evident his policies and his love of SELFDESCRIBED COMMUNISTS LIKE BILL AYERS!!!! so dont thinkthat he can hide his true nature for much longer. he will eventully be exposed and impeached. SOCIALISM CANNOT WORK OR RUSSIA WOULD STILL EXIST AND THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE LOST THE COLD WAR TO REAGAN!!! retard.
1 c) you are thusly a pro forma socialist; whether you like it or not. logic dictates this.
(2) FACT: you, sir, are a illegal immigrant. i dont give two shits whether you are an american citizen or not: you came here on taxpayer expense and you continue to drain our limited resources. you should be ashamed and go back to guatemala or whatever fucking middleeastern asshole you came from and try to sell yor leftwing bullshit there.
(3) FACT: you are also OBJECTIVELY ANTIAMERICAN!!!!!!!! dont even try to deny this for there is ample prof: in 2004 you openly supported the murder of four brave american soldiers in falluja. you tryed to weasel out of your responsiblity, but you cant hide the fact that you hate america and american soldiers and you love al queda and other muslim terrorists who have killed THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS!!!! and will never stop unless they are killed. and whose going to kill them? you? LOL you dont even own a gun because you leftofascists want to repel the second amendent.
(4) FACT: it is clear that you are a socialist illegal immigrant america hater. there is prima facies proof as above. and if logic and science says you are scum then you are scum (remember global warming? no proof, just science and that makes it true for you liberals) no matter what you think. however, i dont think you are a homo, just a homo enabler.
this doesnt mean that we cant have common ground. if you stop publishing antiamerican communist screeds, then i will stop hating you. fair?
sincerely yours
glenn
Still the undisputed champ.
Lunacy?
After taking a quick look at this blog I have reached several conclusions:
1.) You hate 99% of the American public, which is conservative NOT
nazi. Please understand the difference in worldview!
2.) Most of what you (all) write is outside of the bounds of reality,
so much so that I honestly wonder where you guys (and gals) are taking
your marching orders from: The Communist Internationale maybe?
3.) And lastly, a warning: If ANY of you Leftist wingbats EVER post an
anti-government comment, we will make sure that the FBI, the DHS and
other agencies that keep an eye on evil extremists like yourselves
will "pull the plug" on your online hate-fest.
The Lord Rebuke You! Get a clue, grow a brain and get a life!
The Lord didn't take kindly to being ordered around by this joker. I never did get that rebuke.
HItler's Son
I believe you are the offspring of
Adolf Hitler and Ms Satan. You dont deserve to live in this country and spout your evil diatribe.
I will predict that your future is getting shorter by the day. My group is supporting an ad
to provide your bio for all to see. I could call you all kinds of names but then I would be no better than you. If I were you I would watch my step. Evil is your middle name. This garbage that you promote only helps prove what an idiot you really are.
I WELCOME YOUR RESPONSE
Phew! Good thing he didn't call me any names, because then he'd be no better than me.
Mensa International--Is your show the best?
I am a member of Mensa International and we had a recent meeting which required we study your show over a three week period and comment on just exactly what we thought. We all agreed your show was quite intertaining. However, the main question was; how can a man with the brain power of a knat and the persistence of a common housefly function on a seemingly higher level. We all concluded that you have a strong almost school girl crush on Obama and when you are on your knees sucking that hard that the high volume of air rushing to your pea like brain causes a temporary increase in intellence, allowing you to function on a higher plane for short periods of time. This is entirely just an opinion, because as Mensa members we rarely have contact with Democrats. We did find it interesting though, that when someone questioned your falling ratings, that you countered with your show had increased in ratings and never mentioned Fox which has been kickin your butt for years, by big numbers. Gee, I wonder who is speaking for the people? Try reporting this; why is it that so called News Reporters never ask Capitol hill why no one reads bills before they sign them? By the by, if Rush Limbaugh is such a bad guy, why does he smoke you on ratings? Most people don't know who you are. This is as it should be.
Spelling and grammar are apparently really difficult for Mensa geniuses. And reporters don't ask Capitol Hill anything because "Capitol Hill" is a metonym for the institution of Congress, and it can't talk. Even I, with my brain the size of a "knat" could figure that out.
you guys are awesome
your site is vicious facious relentless and hateful. you are abusing your first amendment right by attacking those in whom dont agree with you. FUCK YOU!!! your site gives a distorted view of the country for your own political agenda. you make reverend wright look like ghandi, clean up your acts douchebags. RUMSFELD!!!!
Amazing how boring this email is (facious?) until -- POW! -- that glorious classic finale. RUMSFELD!!!!!
YOU ARE ALL HATEFUL PEOPLE!!!
Hey, guess what, I was BORN AND RAISED
Believe it or not, I did guess that. I wasn't fooled. Not one bit.
Mukous Mousetits
How does one contact Mukous Mousetits, who writes a good portion of the crap on the Daily Mukous????
Yeah yeah, just giving you guys an excuse to post those disturbing Mickey Mouse boob pictures.
CANCER
I HEAR U HAVE CANCER, SUFFER AND DIE WITH AGONIZING PAIN, U DIRTY COMMIE RECTUM LICKER.
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CAN YOUR DAUGHTER MARRY A BLACK
DID YOUR MAMA HAVE A BLACK ? U ARE A WHITE SUCKUP . YOUR MIDDLE NAME SHOULD BE ((FOOD STAMPS AND CRACK ON SATURDAY NITE * YEA U GOT MONEY. BUT U STILL (( BIG BLACKBOY SUCKUP )*(((( P U N K )) U SHOULD OF STAYED SPORTSCASTING WOMENS GOLF ON BLACK DAY * 245LB CORNBREAD......... WISHING TO MEET YOUR PUNKASS WITH YOUR APPROVAL OF COURSE. HAVE U EVER HEARD OF THE OCTAGON PUNK ? IF U GOT BALLS ILL HEAR FROM YOU * HOPE U GOT PAIR ** (PS) POPOP YOUR HEAD OUT OBAMAS ASS SO U DONT SHOW UP WITH HIM AND HIS BALLS STUCK ON YOUR PUNKASS FACE * I GOT SPECIAL DANCE I CAN TEACH YOU ... ITS CALLEED ....... 245LBS WHITE CORBREAD STIRRING 4EYED CONFUSED WANTABE CHOCKLATE CUPCAKECUPCAKE* SINCERY........... WISH I COULD BE THERE*
George Allen off his meds?
Your Rag.
As most of you left wing, America hating, so called open minded bigots are fond of calling those of us who refer to ourselves as conservatives, "douchebags", I shall refrain from doing so to you at The Kos. It is not out of pity however for you, as you lay in your chosen M.D.'s office, likely awaiting your second or third late term abortion, but that this word attached to your website would be an insult to douchebags everywhere. What you have written about the Jr. Ms. Palin is despicable, and at some time in the near future, I hope that you find yourself being gang raped by an entire chapter of Godless, yet America loving Hell's Angels. I hope that I can be the one to arrange it, you fucking Liberal pussies.
Hurray for patriotic gang-raping atheists!
flipping stations
I saw your pussy ass on Pravada (er, I mean MSNBC) yukking it up with Keith Blubberman and spouting communist rhetoric. While watching it occured to me that you look like you crawled off the pages of a gay porn magazine. Seriously, I could practically picture one million tiny, shit stained, AIDS infested cocks ejackulating as one while you were on the air. Perhaps it may be time to take a break from your current day job of proving Senator McCarty right and get into gay porn full time. I hear they provide PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE so y'all can stop mooching off my hard earned tax dollars.
A yes, the Symphony of Cock email, archetype of the closeted "straight" conservative who sure knows a lot about gay porn! If these guys were able to express their sexuality open, my hate mail would be decrease by 60 percent.