[FAR, FAR AWAY GALACTIC NEWS NETWORK]: Luke Skywalker's visit to the to-be-constructed Death Star at the invitation of Emperor Palpatine was seen as an act of betrayal by many of his progressive Rebels.
"This is an act of betrayal!" said progressive Rebel leader named "Progressive Ewok". "Mr. Skywalker didn't even had the courtesy to talk to Admiral Ackbar on the same day he gallavanted up Death Star II!"
Mr. Skywalker talked to Admiral Ackbar the night before. During a working session over dinner. For three hours. With a follow-up meeting penciled in for the next Thursday.
Admiral Ackbar: "Dude, do people expect us to be joined at the hips or something? And where's my calamari?"
Progressive rebels are not placated. Progressive Rebel named "Tattoine 4Ever!": "I knocked on doors for him when he was a wee lad in Tattoine, I am so ready to primary him during the next Jedi convention!"
Some of the moderate rebels advises calm. Han Solo: "You guys need to chill. Who else are you going to charactize as betrayers, Obiwan Kenobi?"
This drew an angry rebuke. Progressive Rebel "ImAlwaysTheVictim15367353": "Of course Han Solo will defend Luke Skywalker- we all know he's in the pocket of Big Slug. We should have never have him in our rebel coalition!"
"ImAlwaysTheVictim15367353" proceeded to show off his list of people who shouldn't be in the Rebel Coalition, a list that would shrink the coalition by 90% were it to be enacted.