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Seriously, people if you are reading this on Saturday evening, in the new digs, then you are stuck in a Space Time Continuum.

Find the wormhole and try to make it back.

I swear to God, even the one I don't have, that if I wake up Sunday morning and Patrick Duffy is stepping out of the shower, I'm just going to scream.

The whole "Patrick Duffy shower thing" is bad enough, and I am shortly to try to sleep having failed to expunge that image from my mind; but here is my real concern.

Markos is a military man, m'kay? Even without his moustache, that upright bearing and straightforward style are pretty easy to spot. Well it was easy, before he crapped on the carpet at MSNBC, and dropped out of sight.

I had wondered if our fearless leader and Chris Hayes were the same person, and I have extraordinary evidence for my modest claim ..... Well have YOU seen them both in the same room together??? Thought not!

So my fear is that the whole DailyKosBeta thingie is an elaborate ruse which the military (see, told ya) are really quite good at.

I tried to tell Bob Johnson that the rumour about DK4 was just that. That we weren't actually going anywhere, but the whole plot had been arranged to get rid of a few ill-disciplined "low UID" Kossacks, who were just too damned cozy in the Orange Armchairs.

But now I'm worried about a double bluff, and maybe Johnson et al. are the ones in the know, and are planning to upsticks and leave us all behind, with Patrick Duffy and Sue Ellen having a whole lot of explaining to do.

So Goodbye Cruel World, and Hello Bright New Future ... I hope!


ps .... I'm checking the UIDs of commenters. If yours is below 2000 then you will be considered to be part of "Markos' Army"* until proven otherwise, which makes you a suspicious character.

* Markos' Army is like "Dumbeldore's Army", but with attitude

Originally posted to Every Part of You Belongs to You on Sat Feb 12, 2011 at 01:18 AM PST.


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