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Alright, who's the funny guy?

I was quietly sitting here, enjoying my Saturday Animal Nuz, when all of a sudden - BAM! Out go the lights. No warnings, no P.A. announcements.

I've been wandering the halls now for the last 18 hours, trying to find my way out. The Rec List bar on the right of me is starting to smell a little ripe, too, so I'm really getting anxious. Someone told me there was an automatic ejection system that was supposed to kick in here, but it didn't work for me.

Holy crap! I don't think I'm alone in here, there's fresh spray paint on the walls from the light of my cell phone I can see it says, "Kos has deleted your f-ing account!" What the...

OK, now I REALLY need to get out of here. It's almost freaky. What was that noise?!?! It sounded like a hard drive spinning down! I'll be damned if I'm gonna turn into TRON and get stuck in a dying system!

Help! Anyone? Are you out there? It's getting cold, and I really have to go to the bathroom!

Hey, I see a pulsing light, what is it? Uh-oh, it's Power light! And it's fading for the last...


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