So you thought Democrats were onto something when they started pointing out that Republicans have focused on everything but jobs?
Well, nay (or is that neeeiiiiiggghh?), you're wrong! The GOP finally has a jobs plan!
That's right, they aren't horsing around any more!
So, if you want a job, just 'hoof' on over to your local Planned Parenthood for Horses, and get yourself fixed up with a job, because Republicans are riding in for the rescue.
Just don't forget to bring your own gloves. Because, austerity and (gross) stuff.