Now, I know a lot of you have suspected this for a long time. But it's true. I am a plant [heh] of a major world agricultural conglomerate. My middle name is Eileen, but that's really just an ancient Celtic version of "Illuminati". [Remember: my ancestors were working on those manuscripts when Yurp was in teh Dark Ages....]
And I can now reveal that it's true.
The Monsanto/BP/Illuminati are actually harvesting alien microbes. They have tried to deliver this knowledge in the form of a paper in the Journal of Cosmology, in a surreptitious manner.
But I have additional background that may--uh--illuminate this story.
It was nearly discovered years ago, in this reputable publication in 2003. Luckily we were able to suppress it at that time. But clearly, the cat is out of the bag now.
I will be unlikely to be able to respond to this missive...I will now have to go into hiding. But trust me on this...you can google the source yourself....
Some people are going to try to convince you that you need to carefully evaluate the sources of material you see on the intertubz. They are not--I repeat--NOT to be trusted. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR CREDENTIALS. Bah. Decades of experience in a field. As if that mattered...
I assure you: The real work goes on....
Updated by mem from somerville at Sun Mar 6, 2011, 08:51:17 PM
I am loathe to report that my paper on this work has been rejected by the most exclusive journal out there: http://www.universalrejection.org/
Does anyone have a suggestion on where else I can submit this?