Don't worry everybody, we're safer than Japan 'cause our nuclear reactors were designed by a bunch of long-dead guys from the Cold War era.
Los Angeles Times downgrades Japanese reactors to "troubled." You know, like when a "troubled" teen brings a gun to his high school.
Obama nuclear catastrophe action item: Ask Japanese radiation cloud to "voluntarily regulate itself."
Today, I proudly celebrated my Irish heritage by shouting "REMEMBER THE FAMINE!" as I threw rotten potatoes at innocent passers-by.
If a woman erects a paywall, it's a crime. But the Times gets to screw you and call it good business.
"If you never make a mistake, you're not doing anything. A real doer makes mistakes." ~ Ted Bundy
I won't know what I've got until it's gone? Well, why don't we test that theory? Step one: Get the fuck out.
Valentine's Day we give heart shaped-boxes filled with candy.
St. Patrick's Day, we should give liver-shaped boxes filled with whiskey.
Fact: It is impossible to jump on the bed without smiling.
As each day ends, I like to think that if I made just one person laugh then that person should give me money cause this ain't some charity.