Some of you who know me know that I am heavily into tradition. I think it is a major part of culture, and one that we can often throw out completely without preserving the best parts and discarding the harmful--we just throw it all out, the baby with the bathwater.
One Daily Kos tradition which seems to have disappeared completely is the posting of recipes and pootie pics in the comment threads of troll diaries.
So here to attempt to resurrect a tradition, here is a trollish diary. Follow me over the fold for some recipe and pootie pic inspiration. But please: no HRs.....
George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.
Rick Santorum is a great candidate for president in 2012.
Sarah Palin is abused by the lamestream media and deserves a break.
HILLARY!!!!!!!!
Barack Obama is a Kenyan-born Muslim anti-colonialist terrorist crypto fascist Nazi communist who hates white people.
Gay people are threatening the sanctity of heterosexual marriage and want to recruit our children to do drag shows and work at Home Depot and drive for UPS.
War. YAY!
Markos is a secret homosexual.
RedState rocks.
Jane Hamsher has great legs!
911!!!!
Conspiracy theory!
Drill, baby, Drill!
NEWT!
God hates fags!
Grover Norquist rocks!
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Inspiration enough? OK then, let's resurrect a tradition.