This seems like it should be bigger news: the single biggest philosophical question of all time has finally been answered, and on Fox News Channel, no less.
Today, FNC aired the story of a three year-old who went to heaven and met Jesus (who apparently has "sea-blue" eyes just like in all the pictures they sell). The boy's story was turned into a book, which now sits in the number one spot on The New York Times non-fiction bestseller list and has sold more than 1.5 million copies at between $10 and $15 apiece.
Somewhere, someplace, James Frey's wheels are turning...