Less than two short months ago , I wrote my first diary for our brand new website, February 13th at 7:05 A.M., to be exact, the day the long awaited site was launched. At that time I asked you very nicely to please not pee in our new pool. (Of course I'm writing about it now because I'll use any excuse I can think of to publish these pictures again.)
Our pool still looks good, temp holding at 86 degrees...purrrfect!
In the past few weeks we've had Wisconsin to contend with, an earthquake, tsunami and nuclear disaster in Japan, Governors gone wild in many states as well as the usual complaints against the Democratic party for not taking their collective foot and stomping on all things Republican. But we have survived. Perhaps, one could say, even thrived. (well, except for a few glitches like this morning!)
Then last week I was on my floatie checking out the pool and I noticed some crumbs.
On further inspection, I determined the crumbs were pie crust....yes, it was pie.
One huge piece of pumpkin pie came floating by only to be followed by lemon meringue.
Please Do Not Alter Our New Pool
Credit to bubbanomics for first bringing this photo to my attention.
So, back to the pool...crumbs floating by....pie in the water....
Which brings me to my purpose for writing this, have you altered our pool? I will not cast asspursions on any individual (you know who you are). The point is not to chastise offenders but to appeal to your better natures. Every time you (not you, the other guy) feel the need to call someone a naughty name or explain why they are stupid, it is altering our pool. Perhaps you would consider hopping out of the pool and relaxing in a lounge chair for a few minutes when you feel the urge to alter? You may wish to just watch the other swimmers for a few minutes? Maybe the guy you were going to call stupid will get leg cramps. (Didn't your parents tell you to always wait 45 minutes after eating before swimming?)
REMEMBER: DO NOT PEE IN OUR NEW POOL!
(and don't drop any cheetoes in the water either!)