Yup. These guys.
As you read this, I'm either frolicking off the coast of Honduras, or off the coast of Puerto Rico. I don't have my travel itinerary in front of me and am too lazy to go look it up. I may be putting this thing together a week in advance, but I'm already in vacation mode.
Now, the original plan was to give the hate mail feature a break next week, since I won't be back. But instead, we're going to have Hunter take the reins. So it'll be even better than usual. And who knows, we might convince him to take it up full time!
For now, let's take a trip down memory lane and relive the best hate mails of the last three months.
Communist union asshole!
Moulitsas, Moulitsas... the name sounds like some kind of greek diarrhea that affects only gay men. I assume that you take it in the ass regularly so I was wondering how you find the time to publish your bullshit? Maybe because you have a three-hours-a-day, $400K a year tenured public sector union "job" where no real work is required (but the benefits are amazing!!!)? Or because half of "your" stories are actually written by a bunch of unemployed faggots living in their parents' garage?
Must be great being a democrat: you get a cozy no-show union job and you get to write communist propaganda insteadof having to work! Studies show that public sector "jobs" pay 30% more than real jobs, and as everyone knows (See: DMV), public employees work maybe half as hard as real workers. But hey! Thats cool! Why don't you raise our taxes some more so that you can afford to put some caviar on your boyfriend's cock while you suck it! (I assume that two hour cocksucking breaks are included in your union contract). Tax hikes for americans, money for union homos! That's going to be Obama's next election slogan.
Where do I apply up for one of those $400,000/year DMV jobs?
CONSTITUTION SAYS NOBAMA!
Here’s the thing: a nigger shouldn’t be president. And it’s not racism, it’s in the Constitution. The Constituition of the United States says that the president has to be “representative of the people of the United States”. This means that if the country is 70% white, then the president also has to be white. Simple. Basically you have no argument but I guess you don’t need to because the lib communists have wiped their ass with the Constitution since day one.
And just to prove that I’m not a racist, I’m ready to admit that when the US is more than 50% latino, then the president should also be latino. That’s called honesty, which you know nothing about.
The president can never be male, since the country is predominantly female. And the president can never be southerner, since that's a minority region of the country. This is fun! And stupid.
END TO UNION TYRANNY!!!!!!
SCOTT WALKER IS A HERO! HE'S RISKING HIS LIEF TO STAND UP TO THE FASCIST UNIONAZI THUGS WHO HAVE BANCRUPTED OUR COUTNRY AND NOW WANT TO RAPE HER CORPSE!! UNIONAZIS HAVE THREATENED GOV. WALKERS LIFE ANDHIS FAMILY AND YET HE'S NOT SCARED! UNIONS = FASCIST
UNIONS = NAZI PARTY
UNIONS = EVIL
YOU FUCKING TRAITOR ANARCIST SCUM SUPPORT LAW BREAKERS AND FASCISTS = UNIONS!!!
HISTOYR WILL REMEMBER MOULITSAS LIKE BENEDICT ARNOLD: A TRAITOR AND NAZI SUPPORTER!!! YOU THINK UNIONS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN AMERICAN LAW AND OUR FUTURE! FUCK YOU! YOU DISGUST ME AND I HIPE YOU AND YOUR UNIONAZI PALS DROWN IN YOUR AMERICA-HATE!!!
I'M VOTING SCOTT WALKER FOR PRESIDENT AND PUTTING MY KIDS IN A PRIVAT SCHOOL!! GO ON AND CARRY YOUR MEXICAN FLAG AND "HOLY" KORAN WHILE YOU CAN BECUASE YOUR REGIME ENDS 2012! 2012 = OBANAZIS OUT AND REAL DEMOCRACY IN!! CANT WAIT!!
Who knew Benedict Arnold was a Nazi?
Lib criminals!
Hey Moulitsatan! Please tell me why your "president" is refusing to defend traditional marrage and the laws that protect it? no need to anwser. We alredy know that you CRIMINAL obamarxists take your marching orders from the faggot/pedofile lobby! The democrat goal is always more PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS!! First homo marriage then animal marrriage and finally you can marry your car! The democrat fantasy! This is easy because there are no chiristian democrats, half of them are devil worshipers and half are atheists/insane! I think its time to declare liberalism as a mental illness! Sick liberal perverts want to ignore AMERICAN LAWS and the BIBLE! After the nex election the obama "presidency" will be called EXIBIT A! Out of the White house and into prison! SEE YA!!!
Too late. Lots of dudes are already married to their cars.
Stupid faggot
Riddle me this, you retarded America-hating hippie fag: If Obama is so awesome as you say then why is he so unpopular? Maybe bacause he has enslaved americans to governemnt-run-heathcare that might as well have been invented in Soviet union? Or because he has destroyed our future by creating a national debt of 14 trillion? Do you even jnow how much a trillion is? Probably not because you went to a unionized public school where you were taught only about how great communism is and how evil private business is? heres a tip: A trillion is million million! That times 14 is how much money we owe the chinese and saudis. Thanks a bunch, president Shitbrain! When will Obama stop spending us into the poorhouse?
You think massive debt is awesome because you dont know shit about economics or the real world where people have to work for a living instead of getting fat government benefits for notging! Go buy a fucking calcuator and check your fucking math you socialist moron!How many trillions obama has to spend on "Marxist Faggot Studies" and "Diversity Homo Centers" before you pull your head out of your ass and realize that the unelected president/empreor has no clothes? in fact a nazi if not a communist or both. Obama will destroy us and he will laugh all the way to the bank with his millions of union cash from the unions and his private bankers who ruined the country using fannie may and freddie mac! Thanks nazi bankers! Thanks HomObama! Thanks left-wing homo-promoting atheist idiots and their little fucked up cult called the "democrat party"! You should all bath in some gasoline before you light up your bong!
I can't believe we spend more on Marxist Faggot Studies than the Pentagon budget!
Liberal filth is whoring up Lady Liberty!
MarKKKos MouGAYsas and his Holy Trinity of Satanic Liberalism (Barry HUSSEIN 0bama, Nancy Peelosi, and Harry Balls Reid) are sending this great nation UNDER GOD into the evil asshole of Satan. The radical homo agenda must be stopped at all costs, and the REAL Americans voted on the side of GOD in 2010 and will do the same in 2012 when Ameica gets the White House Back from the Great Whore of Babylon, 0bomba.
You libs make me SICK. This great country was founded on what the Founders believed in: one conservative, holy nation UNDER GOD. They thought nothing of dick-lovers like you, you fag MARKOS! Jesus said that God supports those who work hard, ie The RICH. Why would you tax them? They give us jobs!!!
Or do you cellar-dwelling, free-loading, REgressive, homo, dick loving, fag liberalss not UNDERSTAND what this country was founded on: GOD. Nothing about welfare or homos! It's the damn LIBERAL INDOCTRINATION that the unionized socialist TEACHERS "teaching" our youth about a literally perverted, dick-loving commie false liberal paradise, or AmeriKKKa.
Go suck 0bama's big, black penis, you fag. I'm sure Michelle would like your fucking tongue workout on his cock while his liberal cum trickles down your face. Way to ruin this country, KKKos...
I recall Jesus saying something entirely different about the rich...
a message from the potus
announcement:
i, the president, am officially hearby renouncing my wife, apechelle, in order to fully and wholeheartedly announce my love of markos moulitsasas. cock banging will ensue.
signed,
barry "barack 0bama" soetoro
now that i have your attention, kos, i have a question:
?tengo espanol, kos?
i hope so because i have a story. for years, a mysterious force had recked havoc on the southern americas. this force had kil;led thousands upon thousands of sheep and destroyed presious fanmland and people. this force of deadly nature? the legendary cucaracha.
why do i bring this story up? well, the answer is quite simpel kos. today, america is the sheep and people and 0bama/soetoro is the cucaracha. we, the people (conservativeres) and the libs (the sheep)_, are being led to harvest by the cucaracha/0buma/soetoro. the slaughter will soon occur. look around. libya, japan, egypt. its happening there. soon it will happen here by the force of our very own cucaracha.
be warned, kos. be warned of the end of days.
you have been warned.
If only someone had warned me about the evil cockroach that eats sheep! Apparently, I had been living in irrational fear of the chupacabra.
Evolutionist retard, learn some math
Its amazing how stupid you evolutionists are. You dont even have basic math skills and you dont know jack about science. Lets review: the human genome is made of nucleic bases (there are four kinds, which you morons didn't know) and the entire genome is 3 billion bases long. Understand, idiot? OK, so the probability of this genome being randomly generated is (1/4)^3 billion or basically imposible. Please note that even small mistakes in the genome will result in disases like Down syndrome, so there is very little margin for error. In other words MATHEMATICS PROVES CONCLUSIVELY THAT EVOLUTION IS IMPOSSIBLE! Also, according to evolutionist fantasy, humans have been around for millions of years. If mutations have happened this entire time, what are the odds of ALL HUMANS OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS randomly going through the EXACT SAME mutations that are now the human genome? Zero, thats what.
Her'es another thing: the genome of most animals is very similar to humans (something like 97% similar). This means that even if you could randomly create a genome similar to ours, we would be much morelikely to be ducks or ponies or anything besides humans. So why aren't we ducks or ponies? Because we are not the result of some random evolutionary crapshoot, but instead we are divinely created and the similarities in the genomes of all animals are the divine code for life.
Here's the difference between us: I've actually studied biolofgy and such sciences whereas you probably have only read some propaganda leaflet written by the George Soros Evoultionist Lies Institute. But hey, dont feel too bad. Its not your fault your a stupid retard, its your... genes! HA!
P.S. Buy a calculator and learn how to use it.
Bob Jones University has the best Biolofgy department.
READ THIS FUCKING MESSAGE, KOS!
to the GIANT ASSBAG who runs this MANIFESTO:
can you define MARXISM? what's that? WRONG. you likely said something like this: "oh, it's a ussr thing. we are nothing like that hear. dear leader 0bummer would never, ever, EVER lead us down that path!! he's too SMART and OPEN-MINDED to do that. he's not the DOUCHE who sucks real hard THE TEETS OF MARX that the conservative intelligentista makes him out to be!"
again, WRONG! this is what it TRULY means: the exploitation of the masses by a dominant class. (don't believe me, you giant fuckbag cunt? look it up. copied and pasted right off of DICTIONARY.COM)
FUCK YOU, kos. why don't you pick up a goddamn history book and READ about the UNITED SOCIALIST SOVIET REPUBLICS?! it's eerie just how close barry hussein 0bummer is to being the new JOSEPH MOTHERFUCKING STALIN. don't believe me? well look at this actual quote from HISTORY:
If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. - JS (GOOGLE)
sound familiar? 0bummer's opposition? CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES in support of GUN RIGHTS. he'd be happy to see us give up our RIGHTS. but we won't, kos, no we won't. and he'll fight us to the death. and you'll be fighting right next to him, "kos-matose", along with that DIPSHIT, COLIN POWELL. youre gonna be right next to him only to end in your demise.
you wanna fight to the death, 0bot? well guess who dies first? THE PANSIEPANTS LIBERALS. who have DISARMED. see the failure of your logic, kos? if you disarm, you CANNOT FIGHT.
to leave you with a thought provoking meataphor, kos: women are known to have more powerful orgasms than men. GUESS WHO PROVOKES MEN TO ORGASM? liberal gays. GUESS WHO PROVOKES WOMEN TO ORGASM? conservative straights. you can suck dick, but i'm gonna eat out my wife's cunt, KOS. you can eat that fucking jizz, but the POWERFUL CONSERVATIVES can bring a WOMAN TO LOSE CONTROL OF HER BODY.
ponder upon that, and THINK before you disarm.
Powerful conservatives definitely think they can force women to lose control of their bodies.
Hitler would be proud of you!
I'm sure that the ghost of Adolf Hitler would be as happy as a clam to see how his ideas (national SOCIALISM) are being advanced here in the US by the totalitarian left (the Democrat party). Your illegal and UNCONSTITUTIONAL fascist Obamacare is basically the solution Hitler would have loved. You force everyone to beg for healthcare from the allpowerful government with death panels at the ready to deny care for those you don't like (hmm... I wonder if conservatives will be denied healthcare... I think YES!). All you need is doctor Mengele and you will have recrated the Third Reich.
Hitler would also love to see how his insane anti-semitism has become an official part of the Democrat-Nazi platform. You seem to work tirelessly to destroy Israel and to support Hamas. I guess the only reason Obama hasn't invaded Israel already is that you are currently fullfilling Hitler's goal of conquerin North Africa. Were at war with Libya because you think Hitler didn't finish the job.
Also two of Hitler's favorite things: abortion and censorship are greatly loved by the Democrat-Nazi party. Democrat politicians will stop at nothing to promote further abortions and to give taxpayer money to abortion mills like Planned "Parenthood" (it should realy be called Planned Babymurder). And censorship especially on college campuses is extremely important to the FASCIST left because they could never win a battle of ideas. Therefore they have to harass and persecute conservatives to silence them. Threats of murder and violence are commonly faced by conservative activists.
And of course the tens of millions of americans who are "working" for the governemnt are forced to declare loyalty to Democrat pols or lose their jobs. Classic fascist strategy.
Remember though, Jews survived the Holocaust and American conservatives will survive the dark days of Obama-Democrat dictatorship. History will remeber us as the ones who never lost hope in the face of overwhelming EVIL. You will be remembered as faceless atheist Hitlerite thugs who tried to destroy America and American faith from within.
To recap, Hitler was history's greatest monster because he tried to provide health care to his people, which is EXACTLY the same kind of hardships suffered by Jews in concentration camps, who would've been fine had Hitler not tried to pay for their health care.