Some have been waiting for the 'rapture' for 2 thousand years.
We are here today to tell them that it does not mean what they think it means.
We have identified the second coming and it is us...
We have set the date.
You must look for the sign.
Until such time you must be vigilant.
It may come sooner than you think.
Some will be left behind.
If you are chosen, we will reveal the sekrit code word to you when it is time.
You then must scramble the message to prevent it from being known.
Do not reveal the code to non-believers as it may accelerate the end.
Do not panic.
If they thought finding the answer would be easy...
They didn't ask the right question.
Or recognize the problem.
They will know fear!