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TONIGHT'S GUESTS ARE:
Friday, April 22, with guests Diane Lane and Karen Gillian:
Opening and Monologue
Tweets and emails
Guest Diane Lane
Guest Karen Gillian
I'm completely unprepared for this Vent Hole, having only realized it was Monday about an hour ago.
Guess what, kids? We're under a storm watch again, as the storms that blew through St. Louis have now arrived in Atlanta. Blah-di-blah lights flickering, blah-di-blah hail, blah-di-blah high winds.
You realize this has happened every night I've been scheduled to do the IVH. Does this mean something within the larger scheme of things? Debate.