In reaction to the announcement that the Obama orchestrated the mission that led to the death of Osama Bin Laden, Donald Trump issued a statement:
"I saw that stupid man say that Osama Bin Laden is dead. First of all, I noticed that he was speaking from a place with red carpets. That, obviously, was one of my casinos. So I believe I should get credit for the death of Bin laden, if in fact it is true.
"However, as we all know, Obama lied about his birth certificate, won't release his grades, and has otherwise refused to do things that I believe a black man should do. At this point, we have nothing but Obama's word.
"Therefore, I am calling tonight for Obama to show us the death certificate of Bin Laden -- long form. And if not, then he should turn over this supposed 'body' to me, so that I may run tests on it and, if it does prove to be Bin Laden, stuff him and put him up as an exhibit at one of my many fine casinos.''
At Fox News --
Anchor: "Sean Hannity, we've heard Donald Trump's statement. What do you think.
Hannity: First of all, let me start off by saying that, if Bin laden is in fact dead, this is thanks to the strength and leadership of George Bush. While his resolve has carried over since 2008, of course, the responsibility for the economy is Obama's. Obama had nothing to do with this. It was Bush.
On the other hand, I agree with Trump. There is no telling whether Barack Hussein Obama is telling the truth. I want to see that death certificate.''
Over at Free Republic:
AHHHHHHH!!! Wait, no...it was Bush. No, wait...WHo cares, Bin Laden doesn't matter....ummm...Trump is right! It's a lie!!!
No wait...umm...GOT IT!!!! this was a ploy by Obama! He saw his poll numbers dropping and so he reached out to his terrorist Muslim friends to tell him where Bin laden was hiding...
Man, I can't wait to see the conservative loons try to deal with this one.