I think we have to give credit where credit is due. That true warrior, John McCain. "I'll get Osama Bin Laden, my friends. I know how to get him. I know how to do it."--John McCain.
When the real story is written about how John McCain lured Osama Bin Laden to a 7-11 in Abbottabad, Pakistan with the ingenious story of free slurpees for terrorists and henchmen on the First Sunday of every month. Prior to the 2008 Election, McCain was already on the case. He applied for an open Sales Associate position at the Pakistani 7-11. Taking the name John Omar Kareem and disguising himself like a Pakistani bagboy, McCain easily got the job. From there the hard work began, with McCain making friends among the natives and scaring ths shit out of some with his wild, crazy rants about being a POW during a war. Some thought he was crazy, others thought he helped the Taliban fight the Soviet Union in Afghanistan. None ever questioned why a 70+ year old person would want to work at a 7-11 in Abbottabad. McCain spent a lot of his free time handing out flyers for free surplees trying to lure the particularly cagy Bin Laden from his lair. Through his diligence, tenacity and sometimes bizarre behavior, little Johnny Omar became the beloved uncle or cousin of most in the town. It was through this, that McCain was finally invited to a BBQ at Bin Ladern's mansion. I t was at that time, McCain finally got to inform Bin Laden of the free Sunday slurpees at 7-11. At first, Bin Laden, hesitated. Yet, eventually he went with numerous body guards. After months of safety, on May 1, Bin Laden went there alone. Yes, it was McCain who gleefully waited as the 6 foot plus Bin Laden unsuspectingly went in for his usual free slurpees (and he took another four to go). When his hands were full, McCain let the shot ring out. The Seals took out the body and got the credit, McCain had to clean up aisle three and by that time, the story was out with Obama taking the credit.