Failed and pathetic former Republican Speaker of the House, "Newt the traitor" Gingrich, cynically announced today that he is running for President of the United States, in an insensitive effort to lay waste any shred of dignity or credibility that the decaying and disgraced GOP may still possess.
Joined by his self-serving current, coerced wife (not his sick first, or hypocritical second one) he selfishly proclaimed that his candidacy would restore greed and corruption to an already shamed electorate by waging ideological warfare on children, seniors, flag and family, and vowed to spend political capital blocking any tax that does not benefit his corrupt ideological insecurities.
When I had a radio talk show in the 90's I received GOPAC cassettes to "instruct" me on the proper way to describe politicians. Just can't get those catchy phrases out of my head.
list of words to describe Democrats
decay, failure (fail), collapse(ing), deeper, crisis, urgent(cy), destructive, destroy, sick, pathetic, lie, liberal, they/them, unionized bureaucracy, "compassion" is not enough, betray, consequences, limit(s), shallow, traitors, sensationalists, endanger, coercion, hypocrisy, radical, threaten, devour, waste, corruption, incompetent, permissive attitudes, destructive, impose, self-serving, greed, ideological, insecure, anti-(issue): flag, family, child, jobs, pessimistic, excuses, intolerant, stagnation, welfare, corrupt, selfish, insensitive, status quo, mandate(s), taxes, spend(ing), shame, disgrace, punish (poor...), bizarre, cynicism, cheat, steal, abuse of power, machine, bosses, obsolete, criminal rights, red tape, patronage
Wikipedia GOPAC page
Mother Jones Gingrich Greatest Rhetorical Hits