The #sekritarmy has made an important discovery for those worried they will be left behind next week.
We prefer a more tried and true method of preparation for the inevitable.
Frankly, we have decided the entertainment value is worth way more than eternal salvation.
We tried to prepare ourselves.
Our efforts received mixed results.
We went back to what we know best.
But things could get ugly.
We went looking for some help.
We made our post apocalypse plans.
And appealed to one of our own.
We took extra precautions.
We are ready.
Noun: A feeling of intense pleasure.