There is a scene in This is Spinal Tap where the band is examining their new album covers, which are completely black and one of them comments:
Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
That is my reaction to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's heart, until I read this (Jezebel)
Walker wants the state to stop defending its domestic partner registry on the grounds that it isn't constitutional. Some background from the Associated Press:
"Members of the conservative group Wisconsin Family Action filed a lawsuit last summer arguing the registry violates the state's constitutional ban on gay marriage. Former Gov. Jim Doyle, a Democrat who proposed the registry as a means of granting same-sex couples more legal rights, chose to defend the measure and had filed a motion asking Dane County Circuit Judge Daniel Moeser for summary judgment upholding it. Walker, a Republican, inherited the case from Doyle when he took office in January."
Last week Walker filed legal documents saying the registry shouldn't be defended because it mimics marriage, and is thus unconstitutional. The list, which included about 1,330 couples at the end of 2009, allows same-sex couples the right to visit each other in hospitals, make end-of-life decisions, and inherit each other's property — just like married couples! (Minus a slew of other rights.)
Governor Walker's assholery was already at 10, meaning it was maxed-the-fuck -out, but now it is somewhat illogically at 11, because now it is ONE MORE level of ASSHOLE, no matter where it was before. I finally see the crazy Yogi Berra-esque logic that is "But this goes to 11".
Yes my hatred and his douchiness are now at 11 out of fucking 10!
The Governor's logic is beguiling, because, you see, if THE GAYS!!! are granted a small, humane level of rights that the rest have then it is JUST LIKE same sex marriage. And we can't have that!! Because it isn't even close and it is just Governor's way of telling LGBT that they are second class citizens. I assume Governor Walker thinks mentioning the word Gay in the classroom is the same thing as DOMA. OK, now I am just being silly....right?