Heaven is sooooo overblown.
1st: No coffee.
Not strictly, but you can only get it extra-light, with non-dairy creamer. Some rule, I'm not sure what.
2nd: No junk food.
Not at any price. Not even in smaller packages, with half the net weight, at twice the price you are used to be paying. Heck, on Earth we'll at least have that next year.
3rd: Yes they play your favorite song forever. As long as your favorite song is "Don't Worry, Be Happy!"
You know what? After a while it ain't your favorite song anymore. But they still play it.
Lastly: Bedtime at 9:30 pm. Mandatory.
So, if you get the invite later today, just decline. Seriously. Stay here, where your company is appreciated.
Updated by Jim P at Sat May 21, 2011 at 03:56 AM EDT
UPDATE:
snapples, in the comments, points out the rest are leaving at 5:45 pm. I didn't know that. I just want to thank the good Lord for giving me a preview glimpse ahead of my brethren, who, obviously, aren't as pure as some of us, namely me, are.