So, I was driving home, when I heard on my car radio:
Wait, What? But you promised!
All the "righteous" Christians would be taken "up" and we'd have the earth to ourselves, except for the Muslims, Hindus, Jaines and maybe Mormons. " But, here in the US, they're not a huge percentage of the population, and the Rapture would open up tens of thousands, if not millions of jobs for rational people! Figure a two point drop in the unemployment level. Plus the Texas school board would be totally decimated; kids in Texas would have textbooks that didn't have Adam and Eve riding dinosaurs to church.
Okay, it would have cost us a few bucks to replace a bunch of Senators and Congressmen in special elections, but we could have DOMA repealed, ENDA and a bunch of other stuff. Not to mention, there would be no one left to hold the budget hostage.
The Rapture didn't happen? Shit.