While #sekritarmy is out on maneuvers, Captain Jack is leading Grandma a merry chase in pootie day care (pictures next week). However, we are monitoring the news and have a briefing for the troops.
It seems that the media is in a frenzy following the fractured fairy tales of the moron-bus ridin' non-candidate candidate.
We will be testing the historical knowledge of our minions soon with a quiz so study up!
Meanwhile, summer vacation is here and it seems that summer reruns are here too. (We're looking at you Harold Camping)
We have decided to implement a little R&R for the sake of sanity.
Vacation means the little ones are now underfoot.
So we decided to attend some summer theater for more culture.
But we found that the puppet show was more popular.
We decided that going out of town was the change of scene that was needed.
Once we return, we will continue the indoctrination.