Sorry Sarah, The Quitta from Wasilla, The Grifter, whatever alias she goes by, sadly set herself up for this.
It's a call to silly action...
If and when Sarah Palin rides her hobbyhorse bus into your town, greet her appropriately.
1) Plaster your pickup/Prius/little red wagon with copies of the Constitution.
2) Don your tricorn hat* and grab your bell.
3) Ride the streets, ringing and singing: "The [Insert Whatever You Want to Call Sarah Palin Here] is coming! The [Insert Whatever You Want to Call Sarah Palin Here] is coming!" to warn your fellow citizens of that which doth slouch their way.
That's all - enjoy!
* Luckily, tricorns are all the rage again thanks to Capt. Jack Sparrow, who - btw - Sarah Palin believes was real. She thinks the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are documentaries.