There are a few things you should know...about Satanists, Unitarian Universalist Polyamorists, the Nita Cajone Support Group, kidnappings of Lhaso Apsos, the holy quest to pet a Bonsai tree and then eat a corndog, rather amazing street musicians, tango in St. Paul (the Nosferatau: the secret society of decadents with their Vampire balls and Grand Guigonal orgies (the Ampersand Club) and my father and Ilsa dancing El tango de la muerte there while Europe descended into madness and my father danced...), the Vikings and more.
Satan in Minneapolis
The May Day Parade
Minneapolis Health Fair and the Undescended Testicle
Ernest Houle Fire on the Mountain
Corndog Basho Bonsai then to the Hmong Market
SAINT PAUL TANGO
Finally, you need to know that Mickey's Diner has NEVER closed since 1939 and you can get a Cherry Phosphate there for $2.50 at 3 AM.