The first to go should be:
Social Security:
The ultimate big government plan that both you and your employer are forced to contribute to, the fact that it is as safe as our nation is beside the point. After all you should be able to plan your own financial future and making your employer contribute will only hold back your shares in the stock-market.
Medicare
This is the government getting between you and you doctor and a number of government employees therefore this fact means it is paid for by taxes and should go. If you cannot afford private insurance in your old age this again shows personal irresponsibility and lack of planning. Why should others pay for your mistakes?
Medicaid
Simple really, in an ideal world taxes will not cover such frivolity. If you cannot afford health insurance you really haven't worked hard enough now have you? You can try the emergency services at your local hospital but they will not be obliged to treat you, perhaps some foundation/charity/church may feel morally moved to assist.
Unemployment benefit
You're joking, right?
National Security
The founding fathers never provided for a standing army nor a homeland security service that is why they wrote the second amendment. So get up off your arses and form a militia; or at least build your own bunker.
Education
You get what you pay for, if you cant pay then home-school. So what if it creates a hierarchical system?
Voting rights
If you don't own property what stake do you have in our nation and why should you be able to participate in its governance you obviously haven't made the effort.
Environmental protection
If you can pay the local utility/mining/drilling companies to move elsewhere well good for you, otherwise they will be creating the jobs you so badly need.
Minimum wage
Reduces the capability of our corporations to compete globally; therefore this must go, if you need more money get a second/third job becuase you are obviously not worth much anyway.
Infrastructure/Fire Department/Police
You can use these services based on your ability to pay, please send applications to your local gated community. If the roads are too bad and the bridges too weak buy a helicopter.
The rest
Can be provided based on your financial circumstances. No money? You're a failure.
Sales Tax
Can be used to supply what is left of government to further strip trade barriers and fund enough of a military to threaten anyone we dislike. You will get vouchers based on your expenditure, and once you have reached a certain threshold you will be allowed to vote.
Sorry GOP that wasn't where your slash and burn tax rhetoric was ending, you want a big enough government so that you will be paid by the corporations to keep the profits rolling in?
My bad....sorry
You just say you want to drown the government in the bath tub just because you are so bad at it?
Any moron can play this game, any idiot can spout such drivel; cutting taxes is so bloody popular because people forget what they actually pay for.
The hard part comes when you actually want to nation build rather than just posturing and working to tear it apart.
Stop your posturing and pandering to the rich
Now...where are the jobs?