Faux News, June 14:
NEW YORK — The blogger known as Gay Girl in Damascus has escaped from prison in Syria and made her way to Nigeria, where she has recently inherited some $5.5 million.
Faux News, June 14:
NEW YORK — The blogger known as Gay Girl in Damascus has escaped from prison in Syria and made her way to Nigeria, where she has recently inherited some $5.5 million.
“The problem is, I need help in getting the money into the United States, where I hope to relocate,” the brave blogger said in a widely distributed e-mail received by Faux News.
“I therefore look forward to your early reply so that I will give you all the
Relevant information that will authorise the release and transfer of the said
fund across to you as my duly assigned representative,” Gay Girl in Damascus said in the e-mail.
Faux News, in an effort to help the brave blogger, has provided its bank account information.