If you look at my GOP debate liveblog comments, you'll see that I noted the surreality of not just one, but two "boxers or briefs"-style questions being thrown into the mix.
"Elvis or Johnny Cash" followed by "Leno or Conan".
I started to throw a few other whimsical possibilities out there--Less Filling or Tastes Great; Betty or Veronica; Regular or Extra Crispy; etc etc...
But I honestly thought they were done with this stupidity--until they actually threw out "iPhone or Blackberry".
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
Also...Blackberry??? Not Android?? Hey, CNN, it's 2011, not 2006, ya know...
This is why I could never run for high office. If I was ever asked a question like that on live TV, my kneejerk response would be to say "That's a stupid question, and you're a stupid person for asking it."
Anyway, feel free to pick your favorite, or suggest your own...