...In which commonmass admits the financial support of a homophobic bigot...
On July 7th, 2011, commonmass and an unnamed co-conspirator mayim demonstrated the most heinous moral relativism by patronizing the eating establishment of the Martha Stewart of Herring Gut, a right-wing Tea Bagger and foe of marriage equality who has made it nearly impossible to eat in Herring Gut without patronizing one of her mediocre fish-houses or any of the other businesses which she has snatched out of the callused hands of hardworking local fisherman and their aging mothers here on the Peninsula.
As commonmass has abandoned his values and progressive credentials, we the undersigned hereby offer this resolution:
Follow us below the squiggly-doodad for our denouncement...
Whereas commonmass has, in the past, been an outspoken and public critic of the Martha Stewart of Herring Gut, and
Whereas commonmass has been so prolific in exposing rank hypocrisy and general asshattery in Awards Edition Plus and
Whereas commonmass violated his long-stated principles of not patronizing the businesses of right-wing homophobic bigots,
Be it resolved that we, the undersigned, rebuke and denounce commonmass for his rank hypocrisy and general asshattery and hereby award him
The Golden Douchenozzle Award
--the Northern New England Meet-up Purity Troll Committee.
(The committee has absolved mayim of hypocrisy and asshattery as it has been determined by the Committee that she was hornswaggled by commonmass.