5. There remain billionaires (even millionaires!) who are still paying taxes! Monstrous!
4. Non-white people still have the right to vote! Disgraceful!
3. We continue to allow Muslims to call themselves Americans, just because they were born and raised here! Sickening!
2. (Related to #3) There are Muslim countries we have NOT attacked yet! Weakness!
1. Oh my fucking God there's a BLACK MAN in the White House!!! AiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!