I received this is my inbox
Dearest Ms A
Hi there; I would like to introduce myself and my big drilling rig. I'm big robust and tend to blow out in the deep. I'm well traveled and known around the globe especially in the Gulf of Mexico. I first spied you at one of my filling stations and was impressed with your handling my fuel pumps.
Please consider this as a preferential offer of my stocks and hope we can come to an equitable merger of interests. I can offer you a fine swivel chair and mahogany desk if you pledge your troth to me, and an interesting bonus scheme is also part of the prenuptial arrangements.
I can see us walking down the aisle of Big Oil Cathedral and being married on the rig of all our desires and of course all the members of congress will sing in the choir on our wedding day.
All my Love BP.
Well I really don't know what to say. Will our love meet with the approval of the evangelists, will I be able to show my face on Kos ever again?
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