Its a little like "truthiness" when applied to a corporation. To wit
Corporations are people, my friend
Speaking to an occasionally rowdy crowd two days before the Ames Straw poll, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney made what seems likely to become a much-discussed flub, declaring to a group of Iowans that "corporations are people."
Speaking at the Des Moines Register soapbox, Romney was also interrupted by a heckler who asked if if he supported "scrapping the Social Security payroll cap so that rich people pay their fair share into the trust fund?"
Romney responded, "There was a time in this country where we didn't celebrate attacking people based on their success. We didn't go after people because they were successful. I've watched this president go across the country attacking people, and I... and I am... if you want to speak, you can speak. But right now it's my turn, so let me continue."
The presidential contender went on to underscore his bottom line. "If you don't like my answer, you can vote for someone else," he said. (Caribou Barbie chimed in the next day to add her informed opinion on Romney's position.)
Well Mitt, you're no friend of mine. If corporations are people . . .
Can a corporation sign its own name?
Can a corporation smile?
Can a corporation cry?
Can a corporation taste?
Can a corporation smell?
Can a corporation touch?
Can a corporation see?
Can a corporation get a high school diploma?
Can a corporation go to a movie?
Can a corporation be a US citizen?
Can a corporation obtain a passport?
Can a corporation be drafted into the armed forces?
Can a corporation obtain a driver's license?
Can a corporation register as a member of a political party?
Can a corporation register to vote and cast a ballot?
Does a corporation have DNA?
Can a corporation be incarcerated?
Does a corporation have gender?
What gender is a corporation? M,F,G,L,B,T?
Can a corporation contract and/or be immunized against diseases, e.g. polio?
Can a corporation obtain an abortion?
What size suit or dress does a corp wear?
Can a physician write a prescription for a corp?
Can a pharmacist fill a prescription for a corp?
Can a corp collect social security?
Can a corp qualify for Medicare/Medicaid?
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Can you think of any more? - put em in the comments