The Daily Kos Light Opera Company is a working group with the goal of producing a short musical theatre work based on Daily Kos hate mail and famous pie fights to be performed coinciding with NN 12 in Providence, RI.
OK, here goes. Suggested for Impolitics to consider (and there's always so much)
From a Jew Hater:
- i have not yet received any word from the supreme court as to when our trial will begin.
- i am willing to settle the case for only $250,000 in gold (us dollars will soon lose their value due to the jew financial machinations currently disrupting the world economy).
- i have no desire to take food from your children, especially since your offensive actions were done under jew direction.
From a commie hater:
- Berkshire Hathaway (and Soros himself) NOTE: Warren Buffet runs BH
- National Lawyers Guild
- United Church of Christ
- Episcopal Church
- Presbyterian Church
- Evangelical Lutheran Church
... all of these front organizations will be investigated, and hopefully tough sentences will be handed out.
From a Gay Hater:
- FAGGOT MARRIAGE IS ALL DEMS TALK ABOUT EVEN THOGH OUR COUNTRY IS GOINF DOWN THE CRAPPER!
- HOW ABOUT THIS: I WILL FUCK YOUR DICKHOLE SO HARD YOULL BE PISSING CUM FOR A MONTH? Note: How small does his dick have to be to fit into a dick hole, i.e., urethra?
- AND EXPLAIN SOMETHING MR. DUMBASS QUEER HOMOKOS WHY IS IT THAT CONSERVATIVES CRITICESIZE BUSH BUT EVERY DEM JUST WANTS TO LICK OBAMAS ASSHOLE AND SUCK HIS MAGIC CHOCOLATE COCK?
Front Page response: Wait, are you supposed to be straight?
- I am hoping you can tell me how I can delete this horrible socialistic piece of shit news feed from my yahoo home page.
- The Tea Party is grass root American, working hard for their life, take care the family, goes to the church every Sunday, we do not like "DUMBASS OBAMA"
Another commie hater:
Markos you are the definition of socialism
Obama is a politician from Africa. Many African politicians have engaged in cannibalism.
- You are preventing me from warning the
American People that the Nazis have taken over the Republican Party, just like the took over the Conservative political party in Germany.
- They stole Iraqi oil and laundered it on the Arab peninsula with GOLD.
- I know all of this, because they asked me to join them in 1978.
- Just allow me to tell my story. You may stop WW3.
- The thieves that stole the oil and laundered it by buying gold, are now trying to sell that gold at a profit. Please tell your readers to not buy their gold.
- Let me know when you become a full fledged Nazi propaganda machine
- I want to feel that "edscan" is a name to carry with pride
And now, some selected snark from the comments.
Communist-Faggot Nazi here ... proudly reporting for duty
Apparently we Episcopalians are commies. That's not hate mail ... that's a compliment!
That's what we need: Edscan Pride Week
Translation of first letter - Jew, jew-jew-jew, jewy Jew, jew, jew, jew. Squirrel!
Hungry Hungry Socialist Cannibals.
That's commie-pinko-homo-socialist-leftist-feministicism for you; always repressin'!
The tea party's obsession with Obama's big black penis continues
I'm feeling garage bands today
Ladies and gentlemen (and those in between, naturally), I proudly present...
THE COURTHOUSE JEWS
I REMAIN EDSCAN
This wonderful series with anneli providing a killer at the end:
Cannibal one has to be fake (5+ / 0-)
Dirtandiron, dirkster42, Thinking Fella, commonmass, Sister Havana
Although I should point out that Diego Rivera claimed to have been a cannibal and he was a socialist. So the question I pose; Can you be a real socialist if you have not partaken of human flesh?
It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America. - Molly Ivins
by se portland on Sat Aug 13, 2011 at 10:49:56 AM MST
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[new] If a socialist is a cannibal, then all (3+ / 0-)
commonmass, se portland, Dirtandiron
socialists are cannibals.
I am the fellow citizen of every being that thinks; my country is Truth. ~Alphonse de Lamartine, "Marseillaise of Peace," 1841
by notdarkyet on Sat Aug 13, 2011 at 11:06:07 AM MST
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* [new] transubstantiation becomes dialectical materialism (0+ / 0-)
YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP EATING HIS ASS
I am off my metas! Präsidentenelf-maßschach; Warning-Some Snark Above‽ join the DAILY KOS UNIVERSITY "Nous sommes un groupuscule" (-9.50; -7.03)
by annieli on Sat Aug 13, 2011 at 11:20:48 AM MST
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It's not hatemalepalooza without blantantly homoerotic rants from totally-not-gay anti-gay gay-hating-cause-their-so-straight conservatives. Note: 'hatemale' may or may not be intentional, but it's still good.
Note from Commonmass
I want to thank Kossack blue aardvark for writing this week's update culling the best from today's Hate Mail-a-Palooza. Got suggestions for the DKLOCP? We'd love to have them in the comments. Special thanks as always to all who are members of the working group and especially Horace Boothroyd III our Producer and Impolitics our Librettist.
Care to join the group? Send the group a KosMail, we'll invite you!