Here's the "fun" Keith's been having over the last week or so - Ouch Ouch Baby!
It's time for "this day in history!" On this date in 1227, Genghis Khan died. I believe he died from food poisoning? Well, I've had food poisoning, it's the worst I've felt in my life, and I prayed for death during the whole thing! Edward Norton is 42 years old today. If y'all have never seen Death to Smoochy, you really should; you'll never look at children's programming the same way again! ;D
Robert Redford is 74 today. He's been in lots of faboo movies & he actually cares about stuff, too!
Let's Countdown...
#5 "Running Against Reality" AKA "Ignorance is Bliss" - Bat$hit Bachmann claimed today that $2/gallon gas will return under her POTUS. She sparked up the Enron story, too. She blamed HCR for layoffs in IA - 2 months before President Obama was elected. She also used to call herself "Doctor." AND, she thinks the Soviet Union is still a threat.
Governor Secession got "greeted" in NH today. ;D He says no one knows how old the earth is, thinks evolution is a theory with holes in it, and continues the climate change denier memo.
A large oil sheen has be discovered in the Gulf; BP/BS is, of course, denying responsibility. Do these bat$hit GOBPers remember that Dick Nixon created the EPA?! Jon Huntsman tweeted his trust in scientists today; calls for him to be burned as a witch will be forthcoming. Brian Beutler gets bat$hit GOBP duty. Both he & Keith are trying to figure out how the spark Bat$hit Bachmann managed to come up with the Soviet Union memo today.
The injection of sanity into the Twitter world today by Jon Huntsman caused quite the stir! Keith, today's GOBP is inspired by GWB & $aint $arah from Wasilla. Intelligence & thoughtfulness & being curious are elitist. Joe Romm gets to talk scientific willful ignorance by the GOBP. Governor Secession's received a whole mess of campaign coin from big oil, so he's being a good little robot & spewing the appropriate talking points.
Being anti - science is being anti - jobs.
OK, that was pretty good. It won't sink into the GOBP, but that's damn good! Tea baggers have bought into this anti - science memo in a big way, and they are backed by big oil & creatures like this.
#4 "AZ Order & Border" - Rep. Raul Grijalva has introduced an actual jobs bill - with jobs in it & everything. It's all about the border, baby! The finer points of his bill include the following: modernize & expand border transportation and commercial infrastructure, adequately staff points of entry, invest in innovation & research, & revitalize small business activity. Wait - Wait - Wait...where will Governor Brewer's headless torsos go? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE HEADLESS TORSOS?!
Rep. Grijalva's talking about his bill. Yea, dare the damn bat$hit xenophobic GOBP Congress critters to vote against the mother! Oh Rep. Grijalva, the GOBP doesn't want to be job creators because they want President Obama to be a 1- termer. If unemployment goes down, and the economy improves, President Obama stands a damn good chance to be re - elected. Rep. Grijalva wants President Obama to announce an "infrastructure bank" - money devoted strictly toward improving our nation's infrastructure. How will anyone ensure that money gets spent for that purpose? This administration is also going to review nearly 300K deportation cases.
"Time Marches On!" - I nearly included Roberto Clemente in "this day in history." ;D Robots are going to be goalies in soccer. Will it make the sport more exciting? Some New York Yankees dude has an enormous glove! A TX man in a dress wearing his underoos on his head decided to rob a gas station.
#3 "No Deal" AKA "Ohio Union Busting" - Those backing the repeal of SB5 in OH via ballot initiative have told Governor Former FAUX News Employee to "Go Cheney himself!" when he asked for "negotiations" yesterday. GOOD!
The timing of the WI recalls & the Governator's willingness to "negotiate" SB5 is the darnest thing, yes? ;D Our Great Orange Satanic Leader's sporting the coat, suit jacket, & tie tonight! He gets Governor Former FAUX News Employee duty tonight. Oh boy, all that outside money that went to WI to fight the recalls is heading toward OH now. Get ready to see this slithering in the Buckeye State!
WPITW - Some NM OFA dude sent out a blog post trashing the Dem base & their concerns - brilliant! Mittens Romney is trashing President Obama's vacation. How many days had GWB taken as vacation up to this point? Senator "Doc" Coburn wants to be able to pack heat on the Senate floor. What's up with him & his role in Senator John "Loverboy" Ensign's shenanigans? Keith, he's not going to apologize, and he's not going to resign. Those actions would imply shame; that train left the GOBP station long ago.
#1 "James & the Giant Breach" AKA "Heir Today" - Whoever came up with the first segment title deserves a bonus this week! :D Little Jimmy Murdoch just might be exiting NewsCorp stage right, and he might be visiting Parliament again. The 13th arrest was made that might connect the phone hacking scandal to this side of the pond. A former NOTW reporter out of Hollywood's been arrested now.
Peter Lauria broke the news about Little Jimmy Murdoch today. His exit may or may not be temporary - if it happens at all. Prodigal Murdoch kids are even being invited to be a part of the company again; they are saying "thanks but no thanks!"