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Rick Perry – 29%
While Perry may have pretty hair
His plan for all problems is “prayer”
Though “believers” maintain
That he’s Christ come again!
He’s evil incarnate – beware!
Mitt Romney – 17%
Hey - boredom alert! Here comes Mitt
This flip-flopping weasel won’t quit!
He’s raised millions in cash
Plus his personal stash
(Maybe more than the law will permit…?)
No Preference – 17%
The respondents who made the most sense
Were the ones stating “no preference”
"What a mess! Who can choose?
Any option – we lose!
The “fail” in these folks is intense!"
Ron Paul – 13%
There’s another famed Texan, y’all
Libertarian elder, Ron Paul
With Ayn Rand as his muse
Every tax he eschews
He will not be the next one to fall
Michelle Bachmann – 10%
The delusional, wide-eye’d Michelle
Plans a scary Dominionist hell
Where the faithful must pray
At least 12 times a day
For Marcus’ gay clientele
Herman Cain – 4%
Herman Cain claims no Washington “taint”
(Although that hardly makes him a saint)
“I can win this – I know!”
“Obama must go”
The Godfather shows no restraint
Newt Gingrich – 4%
Newt Gingrich?? He’s still in the race?!
What, hasn’t he sunk to last place?
Is Callista that greedy?
Emotionally needy?
(Can’t tell from her Botox-filled face)
Rick Santorum – 3%
Oh, great, we’ve still got Rick Santorum
Whining on about napkin decorum
Same sex marriage? How foul!
I’m not some paper towel!
(My suggestion is just to ignore ‘im.)
Jon Huntsman – 1%
Jon Huntsman will never succeed
It’s not statesmanship skills that we need
He’s too smart; too polite;
Too refined for the fight
You need swagger and bullshit to lead.