Sometimes I wonder.
Health Care
We have the best health care in the world.
Taxes
Taxes are evil especially for the rich one must never bite the hand that feeds us.
Science and Education.
Scientists have a socialist agenda and evolution is merely a wacky theory only intelligent design holds the answer. We need to give both points of view in the classroom.
Pro-life
By removing access to health care for women more babies will be saved, by refusing contraception less abortions will be carried out. Abstinence is the only way forward.
Privatizing makes things cheaper
The market is king, competition will drive costs down and the quality is always higher.
The corporations are people too.
They keep the government honest and have our best interests at heart.
LGBT make bad parents.
Only the nuclear family will raise healthy god fearing children.
Conclusion.
I could go on and on, but you get the point perhaps?
For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.
~Paul Krassner