In solidarity with the boycott movement on Daily Kos, I announce my own Boycott.
I will boycott all boycotts.
In all this time on this activist site, I've finally found my calling: Inactivism.
I will boycott all boycotters until such time as they all come back. No commenting, no tipping, and no HRing. It'll be as if you aren't here. Of course, that's in solidarity for all you who have lost your ratings privileges, which I'm sure you did nothing to merit.
That will teach kos. I mean who does this guy think he is? The proprietor or something? Can he restrict people's civil rights to HR, insult, uprate insults and be dicks to each other? Hell no!
That's why I will only do what I was doing before until this thing blows over.
I want you all to know that only the people I disagree with were justly banned or lost their ratings ability. This is unfair. Until such time as kos reinstates all the people I agree with, this boycott goes on. Or until the boycott ends for others. Or until I forget I am boycotting.
And if he restores the privileges to even one person I disagree with, then I will join the rest of you on the People's View, writing meta diaries about Daily Kos. Of course my career there will consist of one post, because TPV doesn't allow dissent. Then I will boycott them!
But I will not go as far as to promise to blow goats for a quarter. That's a bit too extreme even for me.
Who's with me?
UPDATE: There have been questions about my last point in the comments. I refer, of course, to the famous civil rights leader Adept2u, in his very first post at TPV. I will not link to it or quote it ver batim, as it is even more crude than my abbreviated description. But I stand in solidarity with Adept, and will supply the goat if the need arises.
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