What’s a scapegoat manipulating media to do for fear mongering when it runs out of all possible bogyman? I mean today, the "---" make our favorite electronic toys, Russians have good heart (ask Dubya), China turned communism into best capitalism the world has ever seen, the “---” Vietnamese are just a story remembered on memorial day, Hitler is a chewing gum in the mouths of tea baggers whenever they run out of hate rhetoric, Jew who?, Christians too tough for today’s toothless lions, Mexicans gave us Salma Hayek, Irish no longer an uncivilized ape, Italian mafia is Marlon Brando, British re colonized us with Beatles and we loved every minute of it, noble savage Indians are blond and blue eyed, the smartest and the most powerful man in America is a Negro sitting in the White House, Hippies turned gray allover, the red necks discovered yoga, Turks a yawn, Arabs are filthy riiiich: $$$, Muslims are Miss America (and we like hummus) and Al Qaeda has great potential making it big in the Halloween costume business. As you see my dear fellows, this is a time of a serious crisis for the fear mongering business, having run out of all potential scapegoat candidates.
Maybe not.
Let me introduce you to the next fear mongering tool of the American main stream media: the “ticking time bomb stars.” Yep. They are coming to get us. Don’t believe me? Read this and see it for yourself:
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As revealed by Clara Moskowitz of Scapegoat Cook-Works Department, in her recent article titled “The hunt is on for ticking ‘time bomb’ stars,” the scientists are on the hunt after thousands of stars near earth that are ready to explode, and "having trouble finding which stars are nearing explosion point, [they]take new tac.”
“Thousands of ticking time bomb stars set to explode at any moment,” informs us Moskowitz. And they “are hidden throughout our galaxy, according to a new study.”
So they are about to explode and we don’t know which ones are going to go kaboom first? Thousands of suicide bomber terrorist stars are all gearing up to go supernova, with hopes of meeting the promised 72 virgins (It is safe to assume that there might be a virgin shortage in heaven, afterwards) as a reward? Now that’s something to be afraid of.
It is a good thing of course the scientists are on the “hunt” after these ‘time bomb’ stars ready to go supernova on us any time.
And once they catch them…
PS# Kiefer Sutherland receives an offer to play a supernova hunting scientist in the new TV series "24 NOVA." Dick Cheney is said to be very excited about the prospect of discovering new star-torture techniques from the series.