REM has decided to break up and for people who grew up with college radio, this is like the Beatles breaking up.
Seriously.
I have listened to a lot of their music this week and it turns out their songs can be used to explain the Republicain field.
Jump below the fold and see how.
Rick Perry - The Tea Baggers thought he would be Superman from Texas, but turns out he really is just a Hallow Man, that needs a Wake-up Bomb. Debate watchers are viewing him with Suspicion. His day of Reckoning is coming where he will be Shattered.
Mitt Romney - Is one of the front runs because he is Who's Got the Cash. Of course he spends most of his time Walk(-ing) it Back. Of course the thing that would help his campaign the most is Losing My Religon.
Michele Bachman - She Just Wants To Be. Crazy! There She Goes Again. Worst Joke Ever.
Ron Paul - Sad Professor .
Newt Gingrich - Permanemt Vacation. Out of Time
Hermain Cain - One of The Boys
John Huntsman - Man on the Moon
Rick Santorum - Murmer
Gary Johnson - Say Goodbye
Thaddeus McCotter - Let Me In.
If any of these Monster(s) win, Everybody Hurts and it will be The End of the World as We Know it. (And we will not be feeling fine.)
Obama 2012 so we all can be Shiney Happy People!