The latest, most scandalous incident involving a catapult at the Mexico border demonstrates the need for action. We need tanks on the border! Or...perhaps a moat...filled with fire, and goats!...or sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.
Shocking images of the medieval assault upon our liberty.
As if siege engines weren't bad enough, or the horror stories of ramps built to ship invaders neatly over the wall, or elaborate tunnel systems that circumvent it entirely, or even the primitive air force of ultralight planes...
Traitors in our midst are supplying arms to the enemy!
A federal indictment charges that some of the alleged gun traffickers would buy ten to twenty AK-47s per visit — sometimes just days apart and often from the same gun store, the Lone Wolf Trading Company in Glendale, Ariz.
Rifles being bought in quantity again, thanks to the lapse of the assault weapons ban in 2004. New proposals from law enforcement patriots to -- ban these sales? Arrest these insidious merchants of death? No! Just report! -- even the notion of reporting such sales is being quashed. And what pernicious organization has infiltrated our shining city on the hill to supply guns to Mexican drug cartels?
A shadowy cabal called the 'National Rifle Association.' Behold the abject terror of our otherwise brave public officials and law enforcement officers in the face of this threat.
The gun issue is so incendiary and fear of the NRA so great that the ATF plan languished for months at the Justice Department, according to some senior law enforcement officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity but would not provide details.
...
In the past few days, the plan has quietly gained traction at Justice. But sources told The Post they fear that if the plan becomes public, the NRA will marshal its forces to kill it.
What can we do to resist this assault from without and within? What weapons can we bring to bear against the reputed 4 million infiltrators of our otherwise freedom-loving society?