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I don't know why I'm getting all these calls from different republican front groups lately but today's call was a robo call from the NRA.  No one in our household owns a gun or has over owned or shot one.  We are registered Democrats.  I'm still trying to figure out who sold what list that my phone number was on.  On to the gist of the call below the lovely squiggle (looks rather country French or Provencal).

About noon today (EDT) I received a recorded call from the NRA with a message from the capo tutti capi, Wayne LaPierre and I hope I spelled his name correctly.  Wayne was really excited and I could almost hear the spittle flying from his lips as he told of of the United Nation's plot to subvert our Constitution, change our laws and take away our guns.  Well, not mine since I don't have any but other Americans who have them.  The UN's plot had something to do with a peace initiative or peace plot that will somehow make an international law that will be applicable in the United States to confiscate personal firearms.  Or whatever.

Then there was a survey questioned asked by another ominous voice,  would I be against the UN and their sponsored action to make laws in our country and take away our firearms or not.  I didn't like the wording of the question or the options so instead of pressing 1 or 2 I pressed 0.

I got an older white lady on the line and she asked me if I was having trouble with the survey.  Now the fun began.  I said well sort of.  I didn't like the options or the way the question was worded.  She tried to hang up on me but I told to her hold she called me and quite frankly if they wanted support they should not sound so irrational.  I said it sounded silly and crazy that the UN would take away guns.  She started to get a little angry but I was really nice and polite.  I said now if you want people to support you, you have to be truthful and factual and no one is going to believe that the UN is invading our country to get our guns.  People will walk away if you sound so moonbat crazy.  You need to calm done and present your message in a more factual, rational, calm way.  I kept her on for about 5 minutes, she had to be civil to me because I was so nice and just trying to be helpful.  She said she'd give them the message.  I was just trying to help, hehehe.

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  •  Brilliant! I Learned This Trick from a Girlfriend (7+ / 0-)

    a zillion years ago. Now when the bad guys call, even if it's a machine, I keep 'em on till they're peeing their pants.

    We are called to speak for the weak, for the voiceless, for victims of our nation and for those it calls enemy.... --ML King "Beyond Vietnam"

    by Gooserock on Wed Oct 05, 2011 at 06:49:47 PM PDT

  •  Next time ask them if they are calling from (4+ / 0-)
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    domestic goddess, Ian H, Bulldawg, kurt

    India or Malaysia.

    Then ask them to prove they are not calling from Costa Rica or Mexico.

    Ask they some obscure American history questions or baseball trivia, etc. See if they know the answer.

    Then state flat out you think they are calling from Bulgaria.

    H'mm. I'm not terribly into this, anymore.

    by Knarfc on Wed Oct 05, 2011 at 07:08:54 PM PDT

    •  Then tell them the bad news that your phone in the (2+ / 0-)
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      domestic goddess, Ian H

      lower forty eight is automatically forwarded to your 5th vacation house in Santiago Chile, and this is where you happen to be working at the moment.

      H'mm. I'm not terribly into this, anymore.

      by Knarfc on Wed Oct 05, 2011 at 07:10:38 PM PDT

      [ Parent ]

      •  Of course, in the middle of this (2+ / 0-)
        Recommended by:
        Ian H, Bulldawg

        whole affair you have a few options.

        You may ask the caller to hold on while you

        1) have an emergency wisdom tooth pulling

        or

        2) while you change costumes in order to attend to your upcoming ceremonial bull or chicken sacrifice

        You may also at any time switch to speaking in the foreign langugage of your choice.

        And if you really want to get crazy, inform your interested caller that the blue helmeted soldiers are just now driving into your estate, showing every sign of wanting to cart off your private arsenal, and hoping they don't notice the Patton tank parked in your garage.

        H'mm. I'm not terribly into this, anymore.

        by Knarfc on Wed Oct 05, 2011 at 07:44:21 PM PDT

        [ Parent ]

        •  Sorry. Last but not least if the (1+ / 0-)
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          Ian H

          caller asks you if you are reading from a script you may certainly ask the caller the same question, and request they answer first.

          If pressed you may admit you got the script from the Internet, which is where you would assume the caller got their script from as well.

          H'mm. I'm not terribly into this, anymore.

          by Knarfc on Wed Oct 05, 2011 at 07:57:38 PM PDT

          [ Parent ]

    •  I like this approach. (2+ / 0-)
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      Ian H, Bulldawg

      I wonder if it was Peeeggyy.  But the old white lady sounded really midwest.  I was kind of surprised she wasn't southern.

  •  Take over (2+ / 0-)
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    KVoimakas, Ian H

    I sure wish progressives would take over the NRA.  How many memberships would it take to assume control?  It'd never work...no way all those folks could keep their mouths shut until the takeover was a done deal.

  •  Two things. (3+ / 0-)
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    KVoimakas, Ian H, domestic goddess

    1. There's a lying ad at the top of the Kos sometimes that says my liar of an R congressional representative is trying to "keep Obama from disarming you." Like the President's done anything to disarm anyone...well, other than bin Laden, maybe that's what they mean?

    2. I have never seriously done this, but old fogies like me, remember the days of subscription cards in magazines? I once suggested to a friend of my mom's who was in serious distress because of a complete asshole in her life, that she fill out as many subscription cards as she could find, say, at the library in his name, and then check "bill me later" on all of them.

    Just saying, maybe someone's seeking revenge and signing you up for RW bullcrap and writing "bill me later" on the cards. ;)

    "This is about the human heart, and if that sounds corny, so be it." -- Keith Olbermann

    by allergywoman on Wed Oct 05, 2011 at 07:57:00 PM PDT

    •  I doubt that but I think (2+ / 0-)
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      KVoimakas, allergywoman

      my info was sold from some list.  If you just go by where I live, you would assume I'd be a repug.  But that's the only thing that would make me a likely call.  It started out as a recorded call then when I pressed 0, I got a live person.  I stay on the line the whole time for a robo call so it cannot redial faster.  I keep a live person on the line for a long time just for fun and to tie up the line and the person from doing any other destructive business.

  •  *sigh* The NRA-ILA spouts so much bullshit (2+ / 0-)
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    Robobagpiper, happy camper

    it's not even funny.

    Tipped/recced.

    Republicans cause more damage than guns ever will. Share Our Wealth

    by KVoimakas on Thu Oct 06, 2011 at 12:25:26 AM PDT

  •  They've been beating (1+ / 0-)
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    KVoimakas

    this particular drum for a long time.

    For several years, the UN has discussed a small arms import/export treaty that would regulate sales of military grade small arms between all nations. Such controls already are in place in most of the Western democracies, the US included. The weapons in question are military stuff--RPGs, full auto rifles, etc. that civilians can't possess anyway, but that doesn't stop Wayne and his merry band of liars from claiming the eeevil UN is going to take yer guns.

    I received this same call in, I believe, 2008.

    "A lie is not the other side of a story; it's just a lie."

    by happy camper on Thu Oct 06, 2011 at 05:41:46 AM PDT

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