My new health maintenance plan is to remove every useless organ that could potentially cause a problem. Starting with my brain.
Idiot tried to rob a convenience store with only a samurai sword. Everybody knows you need to bring throwing stars too.
I blame the karate kid for getting me to enter a k-1 tournament with nothing other than car detailing experience.
Die Hard movie sequels make me wish Hans Gruber had hired better henchmen.
Has Christianity contributed anything good to society aside from In-N-Out Burger and Chik-Fil-A?
A video from a very talented kid I know.