Welcome pootie, woozle, birdie and general critter lovers to a special Bible Edition of the PWB Peeps series. This is a place to relax, share pictures and stories about our animal friends, and to build community. If you like that, come on in and join us; if you don't like it, now's the time to click over to something else. No crapping in the playground, please.
It seems I am always a few years behind current memes. Thus I am stunned to find that almost all of the Bible has been translated into LOLspeak. I have read only teensy portions of this site, the LOLCat Bible Translation Project, which is frighteningly well organized and indexed by Old and New Testaments, and within each, by book, chapter, and verse. It certainly addresses the bewildering fact that cats are not mentioned at all in the Bible.
So let us, as fans of all creatures great and small, take a romp through the Good Book from their point of view. And may teh blessinz of Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly.
Male and female CC created them.
But you know there had to be a fly in the ointment: Basement Cat. He started out as CC's BFF, but there was a disagreement and CC unfriended him.
BC created so much trouble that somebody got nervous and asked CC:
And CC said "sure."
Still, things got worse and worse. You know why?
There was all sorts of iniquity. Pr0n. Vilence. Drugs (keep your eye on that kitteh with the nip). Worshippin idols. Thievery.
Until finally, CC was fed up.
It rained for 40 days and 40 nights.
Until Moses, who had prior experience in this area (cf. Red Sea), said
Mmmmm. That only covers the first two books of the Old Testament.
In the interest of time, let us skip to the New Testament. It was an age of miracles and wonders.
The lion laid down with the lamb owl.
And the lion laid down with Daniel
Jonah was not digested.
There were lovely Psalms: Make a joyful noise unto Ceiling Cat.
And very good news...
The last book, Rebelashun, is a little too stimulating for my taste.
That's all I got on the Bible. Now, are we all ready?
12:15 PM PT (triciawyse): I thought I added this already, but I must have forgotten
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