Cain is now running ads on good old Dkos to "get the truth out about Cain".
When you click the link, it goes to a page with, like, 200 point font: Who is Sharon Bialek?
Really?! Really?
Seriously Cain I just want to get one thing clear with you. OK, maybe two.
1) The "Democrat Party" is in NO WAY responsible for this clusterfuck you're in. Au contraire, I and many of my comrades have been rooting for you. Hell, I;m STILL rooting for you. I would love nothing more in life than to see you and your "campaign" take on (and I'm actually stretching it there), the President and his Campaign Team. I swear to god, I can't tell you what I'd give to witness that. So, sadly, no. We are not the ones unleashing the wave of whoop-ass on you.
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2) This is the campaign's response to a crisis? Look, I know you're a completely clueless megalomaniacal narcissist neophyte here, but have you ever in your life actually WATCHED a political campaign? I'm just wondering because you've been in 24 hour news cycle now about this for, what? Ten days. Which is an eternity. I'm just saying, your "campaign" might need to figure out a way to deal with this. I know it's hard when the women keep coming out of the woodwork and all but really. This is, well, sort of embarrassing to you. An entire page to smear Bialek is what your "campaign" came up with? Bullet points lists of cases she's been the defendent in created from an internet search? Um, do you have an oppo team or are they just the freelancers over at (the now defunct) "google answers". Dude. Seriously.
But I did have a grand time this morning clicking the fuck out of your ad. I couldn't help it. I'm still rooting for you but I don't mind costing you a few bucks either.
P.S. Please update the CainTruth webpage to ask the question: Who is Krausbhaar? You might want to stay up to date on this stuff, man.