The Integrity-o-meter says Herman Cain is innocent!
This is so pathetic, so desperate and so vile that really, the only words that come to mind are:
Fuck you, Herman Cain. No, seriously. Fuck you.
Herman Cain has made clear his position on the accusers who say he sexually harassed them — or worse — while CEO of the National Restaurant Associations: they’re liars.
Now the campaign has an entire website dedicated to driving that message home, CainTruth.Com. The hastily-put-together blog appears to be primarily dedicated to spreading damaging stories about the women who have come forward, especially Sharon Bialek, who has publicly accused Cain of demanding sex in exchange for help finding her work.
Funny thing about Cain's truth site. Even though the banner at the top says "Get the Truth about Herman Cain," here's the kind of "truth" the site features:
Investigator: Herman Cain innocent of sexual advances
CBS 46 in Atlanta is reporting tonight on an interview with Private investigator TJ Ward, who used software to analyze speeches by Mr. Cain and Sharon Bialek earlier this week.
After listening to Cain’s speech and analyzing it, Ward said there is no doubt, Cain is innocent.
“When he directly talks about the allegations against him there is no high risk,” said Ward. “It is low risk, which tells me he is being truthful in his conversations to the public.”
Yep, that's right. If you want to know the truth about Herman Cain, well, the truth is that private dick TJ Ward listened to that press conference, and his fancy little machine told him:
"[Cain] is being truthful, totally truthful. He is a man with integrity and he talked directly about not knowing any incident he is accused of."
Wow. Who knew there was a $15,000 Integrity-o-meter out there that can actually tell you, in a totally scientific way, if someone on your TV screen has integrity? So handy!
But that's not all Private Dick Ward's pricey cereal box prize told him. Oh no. There's more:
The software analyzes the stress level and other factors in your voice. During the speech, when Cain denied the claims, the lie detector read "low risk." According to Ward, that means Cain is telling the truth.
During the section of Bialek's news conference where she says, "He suddenly reached over put his hand on my leg under my skirt and reached for my genitals he also grabbed my head brought it towards his crotch."
During the analysis of that section the software said "high risk statement." Ward said that means she is not telling the truth about what happened.
Holy fucking shit! Stop the presses! You mean, the woman who went on national TV to talk about the presidential candidate who tried to force her to blow him was stressed? No way! Obviously, she's lying. Because anyone who isn't perfectly calm and at ease in that kind of situation clearly scores way low on the Integrity-o-meter.
You'll probably be shocked to know that there isn't a whole lot of "truth" about Herman Cain on the Cain Truth website. Nope. But there is that smear job email his campaign sent earlier this week, from which we are supposed to understand that Herman Cain could not possibly have sexually assaulted Sharon Bialek because she had nine jobs in 17 years and has filed for bankruptcy in the past. Which obviously proves Cain is innocent.
And in case that "truth about Herman Cain" doesn't convince you, here's a random guy whose "scientific" opinion is that Cain is innocent. So case closed.
It's perfectly obvious this site has nothing to do with telling the truth about Cain. But it sure does a good job of letting any other women Cain might have harassed or assaulted know that if they come forward, Cain's campaign will devote itself to digging up everything it can about those women and publicly destroying them.
Wonder how that registers on the Integrity-o-meter.