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Republicans! You had your chance. You didn't want Romney. Too bad! You are now stuck with Mitt Motherf&#*ng Romney. Done ... he is the winner!
Romney wins. We're calling it tonight. It's over. Indecision 2012 Mercy Rule edition! [...] How bad is it at this point? In our coverage of Romney's clinching debate, we need not show you clips of Mitt Romney but merely the spontaneous combustion of his opponents.
And if he's right, Republicans are about to award the 2012 nomination to the father of what they've spent the last three years derisively calling "Obamacare." Full video (and it's definitely must-see) below the fold. (We put it there to prevent an annoying autoplay bug that sometimes crops up with Comedy Central player.)