This man is an idiot.
GQ magazine hosts a pizza party with Herman Cain where he talks pizza with contributors Devin Gordon, Chris Heath and Alan Richman
Herman Cain: That I haven't had experience holding an elected office. That's how they're trying to paint me. And guess what, I give them the brush and the paint. Want to know why? The American people love the fact that I haven't held an elected office. They love it— [Another pie arrives, covered with meat.] NOW THAT'S A MANLY-LOOKING PIZZA!!
[Anthony Pilla explains that he made this pie just for Cain—inspired by Godfather's Classic Combo Pizza and topped with chorizo, salami, capocollo, red peppers, portobello, and red onions.—AR]
Herman Cain: You see how that just immediately attracts my attention? [laughs] That's a manly-looking pizza!
Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?
Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.
Chris Heath: Why is that?
Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]
Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?
Herman Cain: A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.
Tell us more what manly men do please. Do they settle out of court to quiet scurrilous, baseless accusations, or do they fight to the end for their honor?