Newt Gingrich travels in style. He seems to need an extra bathroom whenever he is on a speaking tour. Not that it helps him. He frequently looks like he just rolled out of bed.
Why exactly does he need it? The Washington Post explains
Want Gingrich to speak? He needs 'first class expenses' and 2 bathrooms
Newt Gingrich, the Republican presidential candidate with a penchant for luxury jets and Tiffany & Co. jewelry, also appears to demand top-notch accommodations when he travels for a speech. The Smoking Gun Web site, which specializes in unearthing revealing documents, has posted a copy of a speaking gig contract apparently signed by Gingrich for an appearance at Missouri Western State University in October 2010.
The contract called for payment of "first class expenses," including the hotel of Gingrich’s choice, and "first class airfare." A Gingrich aide gets a smaller hotel room "located nearby the suite, but not attached." A contract addendum also notes that "Mrs. Gingrich" may sometimes travel with her husband and "will be needed to be seated beside Mr. Gingrich at all functions."
Perhaps most curious was language requiring a "non-smoking one-bedroom suite (preferably with two bathrooms)." The Smoking Gun compared Gingrich’s "loo requirement" with "Mary J. Blige’s toilet seat proviso," in which the singer required "a private toilet (with new toilet seat)" as part of her standard performance contract.
Here is the complete Smoking Gun disclosure - On The Road, Newt Gingrich Needs Two Loos.
I told you last night that Gingrich isn't going to be the 2012 Republican nominee. Still doubt me?