Now that the world is celebrating the big OD (Osama death),
we can stop shopping, (I ran out of money for shopping years ago)
the troops should come home, (Osama was the reason for the wars right?)
we can unite as American's. (We won, right?)
Bushco can bicycle off into the sunset.
The Tea baggers can get off the bigoted Obama/Muslim stuff.
And the focus can be directed at fixing the economy so we can go shopping for food and gas and the necessities we need to live the good life again.
The timing was SO perfect! The Royal Wedding went off without a hitch, the Correspondence dinner did miss out on some good Osama jokes, (but the Trump jokes were a good substitute).
The only negative I see is that since Osama was buried at sea, I hope there are photos because without them there will be a new conspiracy theory and doubts and all the fun media stories will get hyped, Beck will start a new classroom, Trump will demand the death certificate and the insane 'fun' will continue.
Just saying..and on this momentous news occassion I have the right to add my cheers and jeers too.
Now Bring the troops home!