A musical tribute (again to a sixties tune) to the lower tier Republican candidates in Iowa, who might just drop out soon (well, actually Bachmann already has).
Perry, Bachmann, and Jon
(to the tune of Abraham, Martin, and John)
Has anybody here seen my old friend Rick Perry?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He scared a lot of people,
But it seems he lost his memory.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Bachmann?
Can you tell me where she's gone?
She gave a lot of speeches,
But her campaign staff deserted.
I just looked around and she's gone.
Anybody here seen my friend Jon Huntsman?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He was Barack’s ambassador,
So the Tea Party despised him.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.
Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to sell us on the GOP?
And we will see
Some day soon, there’s gonna be a nominee ...
Anybody here seen my friend Newt Gingrich?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walk up over the hill,
With Perry, Bachmann, and Jon.